tiff the tampon

my friend told me that i should make an amigurumi winking tampon - so i did! i came up with the idea of crocheting a little red hat with earflaps for her to wear as well. I think it turned out prettttttyyyy darn well :) 

she likes to spend her time looking cute, tripping people with her string, and acting as a play toy for the resident house cats stanley and nigel. do you have something you'd like to say to her? she simply loves anything punk rock and is looking for a steady boyfriend.