wesley the piglet crochet pattern posted!

dearest fellow hookers:

wesley the piglet in panda costume (with bonus lucky bamboo) pdf pattern has been posted to etsy! click here to be whisked away to my store to begin your magical crochet journey. this will be my second crochet/amigurumi pattern of all time. if you have any questions, comments, suggestions, or finished product photos, send them my way to iheartamicute@gmail.com!

timmy the XL broken condom hat - adult size!

timmy grew up! he now is able to rest on adult heads, too! if you are someone that originated from a broken condom, you can blame timmy. but how could you shake your fist at him for long with those adorable long eyes and cute, mischievous smile?? 

click here for the link to the original timmy the broken condom newborn baby hat!

little timmy and XL timmy playing in the alaskan sunset.

timmy the broken XL condom hat for adults!

timmy reminiscing about the good times - like when he broke.

friends.

ollie the owlet

this is ollie the owlet. ollie is in 4th grade. sometimes her other classmates bully her because she's "too quiet" or "weird," but ollie is just daydreaming about when she grows up and becomes a prominent activist working to end discrimination and bullying in schools. ♥ go ollie!

 

timmy the broken condom: a socially inappropriate newborn baby hat

timmy was born in a factory like all the other typical condoms. he's generic brand without all the doodads and colors, but he's anything but bland! timmy is playful and sweet, charming and adventurous.

timmy's hobbies:

• climbing trees

• hollering at cute girls 

• resting on baby heads
  

• and he LOVES surprises!

timmy enjoying the sun on a tree branch. what a nice treat after climbing.

peace out, homies. it's nap time!

an unwilling recipient

this is the matching hat that goes with the red fox i made for my friend who then gifted it to her friend who in turn forces her baby to wear it. i think he just needs some time to readjust to his new status of cute fox baby. :)