MUTHAFUCKIN' CHEESEBURGER BALLZ

Double cheeseburgers and testicles, together. Forever.

In progress

GODDAMN SWEET TITTYCATS

GODDAMN SWEET TITTYCATS keychain set

Boob keychain

I crocheted these as a request for an archaeologist gift exchange to take place at a local dive bar. It went over well, I hear.

Crocheted and Embroidered Sriracha Beer Koozie

Ensure that you keep that cheap can of beer cold and your grubby little fingers stay warm. Sriracha beer koozie with embroidered label.

Completed Sriracha beer koozie with top off. Oh my.

Peek-a-boo

Look a little closer... Those damn bumps were such a challenge to embroider over. Pricked many a finger during the process and started over and over and over. 
LOVED EVERY MINUTE.

timmy the XL broken condom hat - adult size!

timmy grew up! he now is able to rest on adult heads, too! if you are someone that originated from a broken condom, you can blame timmy. but how could you shake your fist at him for long with those adorable long eyes and cute, mischievous smile?? 

click here for the link to the original timmy the broken condom newborn baby hat!

little timmy and XL timmy playing in the alaskan sunset.

timmy the broken XL condom hat for adults!

timmy reminiscing about the good times - like when he broke.

friends.