crocheted brass knuckles = instantaneous badassness

reasons to get your own set of crocheted brass knuckles:

1. you will look badass
2. initial intimidation transitions to immediate life of the party
3. you can sit on them and they won't hurt your bum
4. you can wear them out and not receive a felony for possession of a dangerous weapon
5. face punching people will be more pleasant for both parties

model: erik whitney

model: erik whitney

model: erik whitney

model: erik whitney